i can’t wait to have kids and read them quality and heartwarming bedtime stories like mein kampf
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My mom wouldn’t take this picture of me, but I told her that if she wouldn’t I would call over a Walmart worker. She did it.
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
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